Eat Nonsense: Crazy Euro Law - Football To Be Renamed

Looks like those pesky Brussels Bureaucrats are at it again, not done meddling with our everyday lives, such as having your curvy cucumber and bendy banana banned from public places, EU officials have today announced the renaming of Football to Feetball. Micheal Platini issued a statement "In order to comply with an EU directive, we have been forced to rename football. After seeking legal and medical advice we have abandoned the idea of keeping the same name whilst making all players play on one leg.. also out went renaming football to 0.33meterball. In the end we had no choice but to go with the renaming of football to feetball."



It's believed famous goals like Beckhams free kick against Greece might never of happened had players been forced to play with one foot tied behind their back.

Welsh team Amputee AFC are expected to lodge an appeal but no-one was available for comment at Footy Feetytube, however an ominous post-it note was seen on Lee's monitor saying only.. "Gone Fishing"